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A Fly Drops Six Inches
By: n00b Jun 14 2009 at 09:13pm

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A fly is flying over a lake. In the lake there is a trout, he sees the fly and he says to himself, "If that fly dropped six inches I'd be able to catch it."

There is a bear standing on the shore of the lake and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and I can catch the trout."

There is a hunter in the forest behind the bear and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and the bear catches the trout, and I can shoot the bear."

There is a mouse standing behind the hunter and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, and I'll be able to get that piece of cheese out of the hunters pocket."

There is a cat behind the mouse and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, this mouse gets the cheese out of the hunters pocket, and I can catch the mouse."

So after all of this happens, the fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse gets the cheese out of the hunters pocket, and it is the cats turn. So the cat pounces on the mouse, misses it by a mile, falls and gets wet.

What is the moral of this story?

Whenever a fly drops six inches a pussy always gets wet.


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